So this is mostly just the kind of talk you get after either too much caffeine or not enough sleep.
There are alot of people on the internet at the moment who seem to be obsessed with pirates versus ninjas. I don’t seem to understand this. I think perhaps I’m either missing the point or I just didn’t get that particular memo.
Or if I did, I completely disagree with all of them. No real surprises here.
I want to be a zombie. Not the kind someone from Lithuania installs on your mom’s PC while you aren’t looking. I think the undead are the unsung heroes of the 21st century. And I for one like the cut of their gib..
Zombies want one thing. Brains. It’s a plain and simple fact that Zombies and brains are rather fond of one another. Although I’m fairly sure that the appreciation is only really a one way street.
Regardless, if I were to choose between zombies, ninjas and pirates I would choose Zombies. I want to eat brains. I want to have all that knowledge you have stored up in that grey matter of yours. And I want it now. I want to know everything about topic X and have a well educated opinion on fact Y. And I want it now.
And I will get there. Only I won’t have to become a member of the undead to achieve my goal. I’ll just need a couple of books and some like minded people to talk to.